Lines picked up from My all time all time favorite "NOTTING HILL"
BERNIE:        So tell me Anna -- what do you do?

ANNA:        I'm an actress.

BERNIE:        Splendid. I'm actually in the stock-
        market, so not really similar fields,
        though I have done some amateur stuff
        -- P.G. Wodehouse, you know -- farce,
        all that. 'Ooh -- careful there,
        vicar.' Always imagined it's a
        pretty tough job, though, acting.
        I mean the wages are a scandal,
        aren't they?

ANNA:        Well, they can be.

BERNIE:        I see friends from university --
        clever chaps -- been in the business
        longer than you -- they're scraping
        by on seven, eight thousand a year.
        It's no life. What sort of acting
        do you do?

ANNA:        Films mainly.

BERNIE:        Oh splendid. Well done. How's the
        pay in movies? I mean, last film you
        did, what did you get paid?

ANNA:        Fifteen million dollars.